Wednesday, July 28, 2004
Chased Out...
Hahahaha, don't think its chased out. More like dragged out, and following willingly.
You guys definitely have no idea what the above means, except for Group C which witnessed the part where I followed willingly. Hahahahahahahaha...
The whole damn thing was so hilarious. Shin Hann's exit is pretty much cooler, but mine, i nearly rolled on the floor laughing, right at the Doc's feet.
It started like any other day, waking up, staring off into space for a few minutes (about 30 minutes) and realise that I have blardy CSU today. Fuck it. So I got off and went to bath, brush teeth, change. The usual thing. Then glancing at the clock, I saw that it was nearly 8.45, so ate quickly and rushed into car. Nearly crashed into Dad's Merc that was parked just behind mine. (Forgot to tell him I got class.) So had to drive the Merc away and I was on the highway at the 140kph and made it to the CSU in time.
That's when the 'bad' luck started happening. I was caught wearing sneakers by one of the sister who caught me first time. She was like "This is your second time. I can't let you go class with the shoes."
I came up with "Sorry lar. Shoes left at KKB. So terpaksa wear this shoe. It's not like i want to." The first part about my shoes being at KKB, its true. I left it with Yuhana. But the second part, bullshit lar. The truth is, even if i have my black shoes, i'll still wear my sports shoes. But that time got to play it like that.
So she made up this big fuss, and went to talk to the doc, i took the oppurtunity to run to the briefing room. Screw her lar, as if I give a damn. There was an empty seat beside YK at the front row, so i was heading towards that direction, but changed my mind when the doctor came in. I hopped back to sit beside Sheena at the second row. Reason being, I don't want that doctor to make a big fuss too. But then that sister already told the doctor and she honed in on me like a missile, booming in that God voice, "I don't want to see that shoes next time" or something to that extent. I nodded my head and rolled my eyes and slouched back. Forget it already, i was telling myself.
Then the sister came, calling me out. "Fuck it," i hissed, walking towards her.
And can you believe that bitch actually called this Doc Julie or something to come see me about my shoes. Wahlaueh, a bit fucked up right!!!!
But fine, I play it cool. She asked why I'm wearing those shoes, and I told her exactly what I told the bitchy sister. Here is where the fun started. Below is a short version of our conversation that I could remember.
Doc: Why are you wearing those shoes?
I: (looking down, acting like guilty as charge) Cos my black shoes in KKB. It's not like I wan to."
Doc: Ok, but then why are you wearing T-shirt.
Holy shit. She caught me. But it's a collar T-shirt, so was hoping can lari from that. I just looked her in the face, putting on puppy eyes.
I: I'm not wearing T-shirt. (stalling, stalling)
Doc: Yes it is.
I: (raised an eyebrow) No, it's not.
Doc: Open up the labcoat and show me.
Fine, I'm screw here. So fine, i open it.
Doc: See, it's a T-shirt.
I: Oh, now I look closely, yup, it's a T-shirt. Sorry.She was making this face which I can't really describe. Like screwing up tightly or something. But then it went back to normal.
Doc: I'm afraid I have to ask you to take your bags and go home.
I: (pulled my fist back slightly) YES!!
But guessed I spoke a bit too loud. You should see her face. It was so damn funny. Like having constipation or somethin.
Doc: Look at you. Wearing sports shoes, wearing T-shirt, and jeans.
I: What jeans? (peering at my pants) This is not jeans. Look carefully.
Doc: Not jeans?
I: (not breaking eye contact) Not jeans.
Doc: Really?
I: (getting fed up) Yes. (was on the verge of just walking off)
But then Paul Jambu and this white lady came in. Doc J and the lady went on talking while I stood there like a fool. Paul looked at me and rolled his eyes. I rolled along with him.
The White Lady: I'll meet you later. I see you're busy.
Doc: Yes. See you later.
Paul and the lady disappeared into the room, leaving me with this demon again.
Doc: Why are you dressed like that? Hair all over the place.
I: (looking at my T-shirt, over my shoulders) All over? No?
Doc: Yes it is.
I: (giving up) Whatever. I was in a hurry.
Doc: Why?
I: Saw the wrong timetable. Thought it was ten.
Doc: Tch, tch. You have to leave. You either get something to where from your friends, or you go home.
I: I'll go home. You guys should see her face. Wished i have a camera phone.
Doc: Is this the image you want to portray? Late, messy, dressed improperly.
I: (keep quiet. My mind was going: My patients are dead people!!! I'm a forensic.)
Doc: I'm not asking you to dress formally for me. Why do you think IMU have dresscode? It's not for the lecturers, do you know what it is for?
I: (looking at her, trying to feign dumbness) Us?
Doc: No.
I can see that her patience is wearing thin. I smirked and looked up again.
I: Uh... erm... (looking away, pretending to be thinking, but actually trying to peer into the room to see what Paul and the lady doing. They were just talking, so I turned by attention back to Doc) Uh... donno.
Doc: Who is going to see you? You dressed like that?
I: Patients?
Doc: Yes. It's the patients. And she went on and one about the Hippocratic Oath and stuff about the patients being priority. I only heard the Hippocratic part cos I remembered RuWei once told us that it was Hippocratis or sth.
Doc: So I want you to get something to wear to attend the class, or go home.
I: But my friend are all in there studying.
Doc: You have other friends. Seniors?
I: I lost my phone in KKB. No numbers with me.
Doc: Find a way. (She is getting angry)
I: And if I can't find something, I can go home right?
That was when she screwed up her face again and I managed to keep a straight face despite the urge to just double over and laugh.
Doc: You find someone. Now go get your bag.
And then I was back in the room. Everyone was staring at me. I had to look subdued so I took my books, waved goodbye and walked out. She asked for my name, gave it to her. Guess I'm in a black list, but so what?!!!
Walked out of CSU. Saw the bitchy sisters, I just waved and grinned. And came up here to blog about it.
I've already skipped this. But the attendance has been taken, so screw it la. Still deciding whether to skip the next session. Will flip a coin later to decide. Until then, have no interest to go watsoever. Will ask Sheena later wat they learnt. Going to read book now, will maybe blog later again.
There is this irritating person playing the IMU song over and over again. She's either deaf or plain dumb. *shiver* Signing off with:
I do what I want! You have problem!?
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