Monday, September 11, 2006
Everyone, meet...
He is an O2 XDAII mini and his name is Max.
Well, he used to be a she, Richard named him/her Mini. So I thought to myself, hell, there is no way I am going to make love to a female (well, if I'll actually do it is another story on its own), so I decided to send him/her to do a sex-change and wahlah... Max is finally here!
I have an O2 mini,
His name is Max...i.
We signed the relationship agreement yesterday, when Richard walked Max down the aisle and sold him to me. He looks pretty amazing (Max, I mean), but I decided that a white tuxedo doesn't look as nice, so I'm going to buy a nice black suit for Max... so he would look super nice beside Peesp.
Anyway, my K700i, the first phone I bought on my own is given to my sister. It has served me well, and though it has been dropped countless times, it has yet to fail me. It throws fits and has mood swings... but it was a good phone. I have filled him with excellent ringtones and so much games that it had kept me company during lectures. Goodbye my friend... you have been a good friend.
But now with Max, it would be more games and much more stuff. So Max is going to be my constant companion cos duh... I'm using him as a phone. And with Peesp hanging on my other arm, it would be like walking arm in arm with two of the most handsome techtools in the world.
This is how I would look like if someone took a CT scan of my waist.
Well, maybe without the pathology of C (cookie to who can tell me what pathology).
Now look, I have barely enough place to keep my stuff on me. So how would a TX fit in I did not get Max? If I had gotten the TX which I would have named T-Rex, I would have a boyfriend who is gonna just stay at home on my desk, waiting for my return, because face it, I love my Peesp more than T-Rex. And I would be using Peesp more often than T-Rex. And now imagine me walking around with so many things hanging around me.
So Max is a good choice indeed. Hrmph! No regrets.
Oh ya, Richard is using my sister's Nokia 2300 temporarily, so now he has a phone which is black-and-white and monophonic and can't play games accept Snake.
Richard's new phone:
Oh, how the great has fallen.
And as a present for our new relationship, I bought Max a new screen protector (Martin Field) and going to buy him a new crystal casing. Woot.. and not to forget the new black housing. Before you guys come up and say that I no longer pamper Peesp, I have also bought him a new screen protector and a new original game!
This is a very funny game where you roll a katamari (which looks like a sushi ball) and you roll over all the different stuff so that you form a huge sushi ball. And control the little green guy and it's like: "Wow, I just rolled over a cow!" "Hey, that fat man looks good on my katamari!"
And if you game over, you get tied to a string ala SM style and get whipped by a naked purple man. Scary.
He is the little green guy's father.
I paid RM1300 for Max. He came with the normal pack and an extra 1gig SD card and a white silicon case. Now for how I got the money is a heartaching story. I told my dad that Max cost RM1000 cos being the filial daughter, I tot that I should top it up myself. So dad got ready the RM1000. On the other hand, I have just gotten a RM1000 cheque from my uncle because he made a bet with me that if I wore a dress, he would pay me RM1000. So I wore that blardy dress and is RM1000 richer. Woot. Then I pass the cheque to my dad so he can bank it in for me or convert it to cash.
And the night before Max and I signed the relationship agreement:
Dad: So you want the RM1000 cash ah? Not dangerous meh?
And before I could stop myself, me being the filial daughter: I can use uncle's RM1000 to pay for the mini lor.
The moment that fucking sentence jumped out of my mouth, I was thinking : How fuckingly stupid can I be?!!!
So I watch my father agree and slipped that huge chunk of RM1000 cash back into the safe and pulled out the RM1000 he was going to give me to buy Max. Oh... the pain, the hurt, the fucking stupid knife stabbing my guts for my stupidity. I could have gotten Max AND RM1000 cash if not for my fucking mouth and piety.
Next time, just keep my fucking mouth close and shrug. Grrr... FUCK.
Shut up Elena. You're making me sober.
- Reno, Final Fantasy VII
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