Sunday, July 02, 2006
Elisa
There was once a girl named Elisa, who is so tiresome and irritating, yet so damn important to me. Every night, I have to spend at least an hour filling her up, and then plan how to teman her the whole day the next day before she screws herself up, or I screw her up.
And then, I have to be up at the unearthly hour of eight to prepare myself to deal with her the whole day. I have to prepare her breakfast, feed her, and then go prepare her huge lunch right away, which she have to eat one hour after her breakfast. Feeding her dishes is no fun at all. And after she is full and satiated, I have 2 hours rest before being forced to go prepare her tea, which she would gobble up so quickly. Not to mention I have to bath her before every meal, not once every meal but three times after every meal. Three freaking times.
After her tea, I need to feed her snacks to keep her happy while I wash her and then after everything is done, I put her to bed and finally retire for the day. Wait, there is still the part of waiting for her to produce results. And if bad results, gone la.
Ain't she a bitch.
Ain't life a bitch.
So any clue what I am ranting about?
Liar! I was a perfect lady last night!
Uhhhh.... why does my tummy hurt?
- Lucca (denying eating like a pig), Chrono Trigger
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