Thursday, June 15, 2006
WC Update
Question: What goes Klak, klak, klak, bang, bang, "Pong", bang, bang, "Wu", klak, klak, klak, bang, bang, "Pong", bang, "Game"...?
Answer: B1-9-6 on a normal night of mahjong.
Question: What goes Klak, klak, klak, bang, "Pong", bang, "Oi, pay attentionla", bang, "Wu", klak, klak, "GOAL!!!", *loud noises*, "AIYO, IDIOT!!!", *more loud noises*, "GOAL!!!!"?
Answer: B1-9-6 from 9pm to 5am during World Cup month.
Yes, the House of Vice, the most happening house during the World Cup month. It's a surprise that the neighbours did not complain. Three in the morning, with all doors open wide. And going to go on for the whole month.
Anyway, this is just for a quick update.
South Korea vs Togo
Won RM30 full. With lucky scores. Damn lucky.
France vs Suisse
Useless piece of shit. France, they will never make it to the second round. Against the Switzerland and drawing? They can just go fuck themselves in the ass and go to hell. I loss, btw. RM40 (biggest bet so far and first loss)
Brazil vs Croatia.
Sad, sad, sad. Fei-chai (fat boy) Ronaldo was so useless it was like Brazil was playing a 10-players game. It was saddening. I loss RM30.
Spain vs Ukraine
I should have betted RM1000 instead of RM30. Spain was good, really good.
Saudi vs Tunisia.
My first game of 'eat ball'. Meaning I am on the losing side which in this case Tunisia, and I won RM10. This was something unexpected.
Germany vs Poland.
Don't bullshit me about conserving energy and fucks like that. We predicted a 2 goal difference with Germany leading, mana tau, Germany only scored once. Go to hell. Lost RM15.
We discovered that when you watch football, there is two types of 'sien' or boredom.
1. Stressful sien.
2. Blissful sien.
Stressful sien:
The sien like during most of the games we betted on (eg Brazil, Mexico) where the goals come only in last 15 minutes and the rest of the match damn sien. But it was stressful becos we still stress about going to win or not.
Blissful sien:
The sien during the Spain match where the match was already won 20 minutes into the game and after that we are just destined to win, so it's sien.
People are never satisfied, aren't they?
CHA-CHING "blam blam blam"
- Command & Conquer
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