Tuesday, July 26, 2005

Road paved on 2:00 AM |

July 26th...

20 years ago, on the eve of July 26, the town of Klang was silent. Nothing stirred, not even a mouse. Okay, maybe a rat did move, it's Klang, it's rat-infested. But that's beside the point. Whatever that moved on Earth was nothing compared to the anxious pacing of Archangel Michael at the throne of God and the nervous thrumming of Fallen Angel Lucifer's fingers on his throne in Hell. Angels rushed back and forth, demons and devils dashed through the Lake of Fire and Abyss of Oblivion. All awaited with bated breath.

Then the moment came, a newborn child was delivered from the darkness of her mother's womb, free from the warm sanctuary that she was created, and at that exact moment, all of Heaven was in an uproar, all nine levels of Hell was in an upheavel. The Earth heaved and the cracking of the World began.


And who was the baby girl?
Who else but .... me.
Haha, yup, it's my birthday, the day I was born 20 years ago.

Sheena: Elena, you are not child-borned, you are demon-spawned.

and I'm sad to announce that I am no more a teen. Sob sob...

But since it's my birthday, no point crying over spilt milk. Only 1 more year to go before that golden key of freedom... so what to expect this year from me?

Gongster asked me to act my age; I do, don't I? I'm not yet an adult, so I deserve to enjoy this last year where I am not a teen and not yet an adult... what does that make me???? Hmmm...

And since she was the first to msg me (well three minutes earlier), I promise to give her a virtual cookie.

Here's for the Gongster.


And Richard called me right on 0000hour sharp, so he deserved a cookie too.




Friends ask for my bday list, and for those who did not, here it my list:
Playstation Portable
Metal Gear Acid
Ghost in the Shell game.
Stephen King's Dark Tower 6 and 7
Artemis Fowl 4
Books, and more books.
New handphone
IPOD
A new car, Merc A sounds good.
New computer with 120 gigs HD.
Mangas!!! ANIMES!!!!

The list is long, but let's keep it short here, won't it? These are my favourites of my favourites. So choose... hehehe...

And since it is my bday, I did this quiz that I've gotten from the male gongster:








Your Birthdate: July 26

Your birth on the 26th day of the month (8 energy) modifies your life by increasing your capability to function and succeed in the business world.

In this environment you have the skills to work very well with others thanks to the 2 and 6 energies combining in this date.

There is a marked increase in organizational, managerial, and administrative abilities.



You are efficient and handle money very well.

You're ambitious and energetic, while generally remaining cooperative and adaptable.

You are conscientious and not afraid of responsibility.



Generally sociable and diplomatic, you tend to use persuasion rather than force.

You have a wonderful combination of being good at both the broad strokes and the fine detail; good at starting and continuing. This birthday is practical and realistic, often seeking material satisfaction.




There is a marked increase in organizational, managerial, and administrative abilities.
Organization? I can barely organize my study time-table. Managerial? I can't even manage my room. Administrative? Like so not.


You are efficient and handle money very well.

Yup, here's your Miss efficient, a job well done, and millions more screwed up. I handle money well, just gimme the money!!!

You're ambitious and energetic, while generally remaining cooperative and adaptable.
I'm ambitious - I want to win the nobel prize, I'm energetic, I'm your little nocturnal kid that gets hyper all the time. Cooperative?? Hmm... in breaking rules? I'm in. And adaptable? So far so good.

You are conscientious and not afraid of responsibility.
Conscientious? Like in reliable and careful? SO NOT. And not afraid of responsibility? Something's definitely wrong here. I run from responsibility like a mouse runs from a cat.

Generally sociable and diplomatic, you tend to use persuasion rather than force.
I'm sociable, but not diplomatic. You are either with me, or you are my enemy. And I rather use force. You are my friend, or go to hell.

This birthday is practical and realistic, often seeking material satisfaction.
Yes, I seek material satisfaction (look at bday list) and I'm practical and realistic. All those presents will be mine.


Anyway, here is a birthday wish that I would like to share with all my readers and friends... may we all stay friends forever, even if we will soon be parting ways.

That was so cliched that I nearly puked, but I meant it.

A happy birthday to me.


Doesn't this just beat all?

- The Infamous Quote of Rei, Breath of Fire III

Friday, July 22, 2005

Road paved on 1:56 AM |

For Sheena II

Since she said I don’t appreciate her calling me.

It was strange. Suddenly out of nowhere, she called me. Can’t recognize the voice at first, she sounded so much like Thomas, so Thomas either sounds like a girl, or Sheena sounds like a guy. I asked her to call me again and she did. Then I noticed the Sarawak code and guessed that it was Sheena.

Now why did she call me? Apparently because she was bored and had no problem wasting money. She’s calling from Sarawak to my KL handphone line. Talk about being rich. If I am bored and that much money too spare, I’ll get myself a PSP.

Elena: What would your dad say?
Sheena: He won’t say anything. It’s my mom.

So we were talking general stuff, like what are you doing? How’s the holidays… bla bla bla… Then she told me she read my blog and sea cucumbers came up again.

Elena: I bet you don’t like snails too, because they are slimy, subtle and evil.
Sheena: Yup… that’s true. I only eat dumb animals like chicken, kind animals like cows and cute little pigs.
Elena: I forgot you like cute little pigs.
Sheena: It’s a wonder why I haven’t eaten you yet.
Elena: You are comparing me to a cute little pig?

Then more bla bla bla….
I’m not used to having some people calling me out of nowhere, not a girl that I have no idea how to talk with. I’m not really a typical girl who will just gossip on the phone (I’m sure Sheena isn’t one), or a girl who would gush over some clothes that she saw in the mall (I think Sheena isn’t someone like tat too).

I can talk very long on the phone, that is if there is some interesting topic to talk about… I spent two hours on the phone with a friend while we played FFIX together. I spent an hour just babbling about books and comics with Kanishah. I spent a whole hour throwing insults at Raymond… Not that I’m saying that there’s nothing interesting about Sheena, its just that what can I talk with a girl who wants to eat me! Haha. Actually, I was too taken back by that sudden call to think of topics to talk about.

Then when I, on this side of the South China Sea was prying my head for some more topics for conversation, she dropped a bomb shell on me.

Elena: Are you sure it’s not a joke?
Sheena: Of course not. Why do you ask?
Elena: Somehow I feel that you are kidding me.
Sheena: What? Do you think I’m such a person who would be so insincere, well, yes I am, but that’s beside the point.
Elena: Okok…

And we went on to talk about something… just small talk, talks that flew over my head.

Elena: I still don’t get why are you calling me.
Sheena: Why cannot? Because you are my friend.
Elena: Really? Seriously, why did you call? Why me?
Sheena: As I was saying, I read your blog and so decided to call you.
Elena: Why not Ken Jay?
Sheena: Well, I could call him… but…
Elena: Haha, cos I feel that it is not as simple as that.
Sheena: I was just going to say that you are my friend…
Elena: Never mind, just forget what I just said.
Sheena: Smart choice. Your birthday is coming up.
Elena: Haha, yup, the exact thought was passing thru my mind. I still want presents from Sheena. Sheena: Yes, you insult me after your birthday ok.

Yup. My b’day is coming up… and since it’s not some special 21st Bday or anything, I won’t be celebrating big big… just a few close friends. But I don’t mind presents. Can leave virtual presents too. I don’t mind.

Sheena’s a cool kid. I like her… she’s funny and garang sometimes, and sometimes I feel that she will just open her mouth and chomp me up in one bite.

And for her, I’m going to blog about…

Richard’s Hair and his AGONY!!!

There is this nice young medical student by the name of Richard. Now, Richard is the role model in CSU where the sisters would always praise him, saying that all males should follow after him. Well, it was just because he has what the sisters deemed as the perfect hairstyle: the typical side parting with a tad too much gel.
Now, how did Richard come upon such a hairstyle?

According to him, Richard used to have a very messy hairstyle, a hairstyle he had had since Std. 1. His mother used to cover his head with a coconut or bowl (whichever that fits) and do his hairstyle. But it never fully achieved the desired hairstyle called the Coconut Head. Instead, it looked like this:


Then in Form 5, the day before his cousin’s wedding, during the big dinner with all family members, his grandfather adamantly, right in front of all those relatives, told his father: “Edward, that hair of your son will not do! He either change it, or don’t turn up for the wedding.”

So in desperation, his father taught Richard the simplest of the ancient art of hairstyling, the hairstyle that never fails, the side-parting hairstyle. His grandfather was super happy with the hairstyle and the hairstyle sticked, maybe in his memory of his dear grandfather, or he is just too lazy to get a new one.

Anyway, this hairstyle is not a simple one to keep. To quote Richard “It’s an AGONY!!!!” Say it like it is a heart wrenching cry of anguish.

In the morning, he would wake up looking like this:


And then he would spend 30 minutes in the toilet: 15 minutes to bath and do his business (not sure what kind) and the next 15 minutes to do up his hair to make it look like this:


And he repeat with that soul-tugging cry, “It’s an AGONY!!!”

The author is pleased to report that she is a girl and she takes 10 minutes to do her business, bath and do up her hair.

It is a high time Richard got a new hair cut. After all, it has been 6 years. That hairstyle has to go!!! And maybe it will.

The end.



Oh! Cloud! You're hair looks like a Chocobo!
- Tifa (birds nest on the Corel Train tracks), Final Fantasy VII

Saturday, July 16, 2005

Road paved on 10:03 PM |

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

I started the book with a few questions in my mind, and a few bets on the side.
1. Who is the new DADA teacher?
2. Who died?
3. Who is the Half-Blood Prince?
4. What romance is there?

And 4 hours later...

*THE MAIN SPOILERS of the BOOK*
Do not highlight unless you want to really see.
Snape is new DADA teacher.
Dumbledore died - pg 556
Snape killed him.
Malfoy was supposed to do it, being a Death Eater.
The Half-Blood Prince is Severus Snape.
Start of Harry-Ginny Romance
Start of Ron-Hermione Romance



Now I've got that off my chest, like start with the general reviews which has no spoilers in it.

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince by J.K. Rowling
First published in Great Britain in 2005
Bloomsbury Publishing Plc, 38 Soho Square, London W1V 5DF
607 pages 30 chapters

Short forms used:
Harry Potter: HP
The Philosopher Stone: PS
The Chamber of Secrets: CoS
The Prisoner of Azkaban: PoA
The Goblet of Fire: GoF
The Order of the Phoenix: OotP
The Half-Blood Prince: HBP

Generally,
The book was slightly better than book 5 I would say. Less boring… tho not much Draco Malfoy featured. Kinda missed the whole ‘dumb ferret’ and ‘potty’ exchange and that sneer. And though it is thinner than OotP, it has more information about Voldermort. Somehow this book seemed more like a filler, a 607 page filler. Its function was to tell the story of Tom Riddle and to get some romance started. The kids are 16… high time to get some love going on. But then I have to tell myself, this is a children’s fantasy book. It seemed inappropriate, I never remembered reading all these jealousy and betrayal in love in Enid Blyton’s or other children books.

There is information overload. It's like a history lesson of Lord Voldermort.I wish I had learnt history that way, sigh. Not much of the main story moved in this book, other than finding out how Voldermort survived attacks from Harry and the method to kill Voldermort is finally clear. The book kinda become the welcome mat for the final book of the series.

I’m not sure how you other readers think, but I find the first few books of the series so much better than the books that came out after the movie and the series became famous. I could still remember how Huay Theing lended me Philosopher Stone a year before it became famous. It was in 1999, two years after it was published. I was hooked and finished reading till PoA and waited eagerly for GoF which I got on Christmas 2000. Bet no one knew who the hell was Harry Potter until 2001 when the movie was finally made. Then everything seemed to be going downhill since then.

The two new books that was published after the movie was different from the first 4. Maybe because now you have to conform to the movie, and the movie changes everything, from how I imagined the characters to be and my perspective of the book. Sigh… I think its true for all books that had been turned into movies LoTR included.

I digress… the two new books seemed to lack the magic of Harry Potter. Not much spells were used. There were fewer descriptions that should accompany fantasy books, and the atmosphere is just not right. War is coming, and yet Harry is still taking it easy, chasing after nonsensical things (tho he was right to do it). Hogwarts seemed like a sanctuary for the ignorant and oblivious. Maybe it’s what Rowling wanted. At least the teachers have a sense of urgency and fear for the Dark Lord.

Hogwarts is a School of Magic… but somehow in this book, not many classes were described. Very brief classes on DADA, charms were so-so, so was transfiguration. The only class with detailed description is the private class for Harry by Dumbledore. I can just see fanfics erupting with this class in session, haha. OWLs results came back. Expected for Hermy, but not expected for Harry. I always thought he was not a really good student, but he seemed to be getting a lot of Exceeded Expectations. Hmm…

And the humor, very basic humor. I had more time laughing at the strange relationships and strange turns of events than at the actual humor itself. But of the comic relief is by Ginny Weasley and her brother, not many funny teachers around, just one irritating fella.

But I think I delved too deeply (or too shallowly for that matter) into the book. For kids and fans, this book is a good read and was worth looking forward too. I had fun reading the book, driven by the need to know who the hell is the Half-Blood Prince and eager to see how Hermione handle Ron, haha. But as I said, this book is more like an opener for the 7th book, and now everyone will be wanting the 7th book, to get this series over and done with.

For finer details, with Major Major Spoilers. Don't see anything? Because it's hidden for the sake of those people who doesn't want their story spoiled. Highlight for sections that you WANT to read, or just Ctrl+A to read everything.

WARNING!!! PROCEED WITH CAUTION!!!

Characters
I feel like the characters seemed very out-of-character in this book.

Hermione is supposedly a very smart girl (she is NOT supposed to be pretty ie Emma Watson. READ the book!) but somehow in HBP, she kinda flopped. Check out how she handled Boggins, she acted like a five year old who can’t lie. And I know she CAN lie… she did it a lot of times. Too much Emma has been forced into our brains, the author’s included. Now everyone thinks that Hermione is pretty and sassy, beauty and the brains… including the author. Lemme remind you, Hermione has buck-teeth (which was reduced in GoF) and her hair is a disaster. I don’t think the hair ever got better. Hmm…
And how she flirted with guys to get back at Ron. I never knew she would stoop so low to asking the worst guy in the book.

The biggest surprise would be of course Harry Potter himself. Gone was the moody, angsty young brat, the new Harry seemed so totally different from OotP. The old Harry’s back… the playful, dumb Potter. And the way his romance spun around him, it made him like some guy lusting over a kid… not love, but lust. “The beast within purred…” “A monster erupted into life…”

Another character worth talking about would be of course Ron Weasley. He discovered girls in this book… and it only happened after a fight with his sister in pg 268. Ron found her snogging with Dean Thomas, got pissed and this led to the fight where Ginny accused him for not ‘knowing’ girls. And the next thing you know, 13 pgs later, he was “wrapped so closely around Lavender Brown it was hard to tell who hands were whose”. Kinda fast awakening.

And of course there is Ginerva Weasley, who has changed so much from CoS. I was expecting that since OotP. You know how weak and vulnerable she was back then in CoS. She was barely mentioned in PoA and GoF. And then all of a sudden in OotP, she was this wild red hair who flirts and curses like all her brothers. Kinda sudden, don’t you think? She was like being forced down our throat that she has somehow grown up from GoF to OotP. In HBP, she is just a 15 year old, but somehow I had an impression she is as old as Harry. Especially when she fought with Ron. Damn hilarious. Tho Ginny don’t get mentioned a lot, she is somewhat like my pet character, no thanks to Kanishah and her weird obsession with Draco-Ginny relationships. But the Ginny in HBP do act a lot like the Ginnys in all the fanfiction I read, tho it was uncounted for.

And don’t forget Draco Malfoy. Not much Malfoy was in this book. No direct confrontations between him and Harry after their first meeting in Diagon Alley and in the train. And then came the ending of the book… but Harry was hidden under the invisible cloak, while Malfoy battled it out with Dumbledore.
I told you about the Draco-Ginny obsession and these Dracos are usually very regretful of what they are doing, and they claim that all these insulting MudBloods and stuff are just an act to put the Dark Lord off. Kinda believable until OotP where he just like became too unbearable and past the point of no return. I gave up on Draco-being-good obsession since then.
Then come HBP. He became a Death Eater. Quite young if you ask me. But then he actually showed a side I thought I would never see but wanted. The weaker side of him, the side which goes “I’ve got to do it, He’ll kill me. He’ll kill my family” (pg 552). It’s kinda like portraying him as the person I was initially obsessed with - the “I did not want to do it, but I have no choice” one… but the build-up to this… from the first book till now… well was not really good. It was kinda sudden too when you find him with “tears streaming down his pale face into the grimy sink…” in pg 488.

The main antagonist was quite well-done actually. You don’t really know which side is he on until the very last moment. He has been walking the tightrope thru all 5 books, and in this book, he fell to one side or the other. And then I still am confused, but most probably he is on the bad side, haha. Not sure.


The Title: Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.
The title is may be very misleading at first. Harry Potter and Half-Blood Prince. Where is the bloody half-blood Prince? If you do not know who the Half-Blood Prince is, you will think he played such a small role in this book.

HP found a book of Potions in the cupboard of the Potions room, and this book belonged to someone called the Half-Blood Prince. Inside contains many different recipes for potions…big deal. The name Half-Blood Prince is barely significant in the main evil vs good war. And the way the story is weaved, it sounded as significant as Ginny finding her mother’s recipe book. It could have been called something better, like maybe Harry Potter and the Hoxcruxes or HP and the Memories of the Past or some shit like that.

But then the Half-Blood Prince is revealed and he was a pivotal character, and the title was suitable, in a way… Basically, the Prince did something very important, so the book got that title. Which led us to the next question, who is the Half-Blood Prince…


The Half-Blood Prince.
I lost RM5 in this bet of who is the Half-Blood Prince. But no one won the bet, for who would have thought Severus Snape would be so idiotic enuff to call himself the Half-Blood Prince. DUMB!! He wasn’t featured much… but he was important… not as a Half-Blood Prince, but as Snape himself.

Wonder how he got that title? Very dumb reason. Go read and find out. Too lazy to blog it here.


New DADA teacher.
Lost another RM5 here. I betted on Lupin returning, I was wrong. When I read about the new teacher Prof Slughorn, I was like, “suck”… then Prof Slughorn becomes Potion Master, I was like “now what?” Six lines later, Snape became DADA teacher. What?!!! Since when?!!!

Dumbledore is either too trusting or too senile. Sheesh!! It was so obvious that Snape wanted to teach DADA. One would think that he something up his sleeves. Sigh…


New Minister of Magic.
Not much news here. New guy, not worthy of any news. Lionlike mane of thick hair and rather ravaged face… very anti-Voldermort and very eager to hunt him down. But as usual, wants Harry to do things for the Ministry and stuff. Too bad Percy that Jerk wasn’t featured much too.


Dead Character
Can't say much for Dumbledore. When I heard someone died, my heart was like, "Ginny! Ginny! Ginny!" Maybe because then it really would be tragic, won't it? Dumbledore death came by as a surprise for me. I thought he was one of those characters that are not supposed to die... you know, like Harry, Ron and Hermione. Wonder what would happen if one of them really died...Hmmm...

Relationships:
1. Ron & Lavender Brown :
Just to make Hermione jealous, this is just too much. And how Rowling went thru great extend to feature them “thrashing around like a pair of eels all over the place” with Ginny remarking: “Looks like he’s eating her face, doesn’t it?” Kinda a filler too.

2. Lupin & Tonk
Remember Tonk? The pink hair crazy kid from the OotP? Well, in HBP, she was very different from her usual self…and who would have thought it was because she was pining for dear old Remus Lupin. I like Lupin. He sounds cute and nice. He’ll do well for Tonk, but he did not want to becos he thinks he is too old and dangerous for her, being a werewolf and all.
But finally they agreed to be a couple in pg582 (a little late if you ask me), after Bill was bitten by a werewolf and laid dying on the bed. Romance at death bed, it just seemed so inappropriate. And necessary? Nope.

3. Ron & Hermione
This is expected… so not going to remark much except how they tangoed back and forth, trying to make each other jealous. Took up a quite a load of the book. Necessary? Maybe just for fun la. But I have seen many people complaining about Ron & Hermione being together. They see Harry&Hermione, never Ron… Ron don’t deserve Hermy… Hermy should get someone better… bla bla bla. And my theory is: The movie has clouded your imagination.
As I have said Emma is too pretty for Hermione and Rupert is too pathetic for Ron. In the book, Ron isn’t as pathetic as he seemed, he is just plain dumb. And Hermy is not as pretty as Emma, so they actually quite ok together… tho I still don’t get why smart Hermy would choose dumb Ron, or dumb Harry for that matter.

4. Harry & Ginny:
This is totally unexpected!!! I actually lost money on this couple!!! And with all the “She’s my best mate’s sister!” “Ron or Ginny” and all… how typical of Harry. But the hilarious part was the creature within Harry, a large scaly monster erupted into life when they saw Ginny kissing Dean Thomas (pg 268). And all the way, this monster sounded like a lustful beast trying break thru. So damn funny.
And to think they only got together in pg 499, lasted through 104 pages, ended in pg 603 due to ‘noble reasons’.
“I can’t be involved with you anymore. We’ve got to stop seeing each other…bla, bla.” And Ginny was grown up enuff to not to cry… that was good. And to think that Ginny ‘havenot really gave up’ on Harry… so wrong. It’s just the whole Ginny-Harry thing that is wrong I think.
But it kinda sucked a little. It used to be Harry-Ron-and-Hermione. Now it was Harry-Ron-Hermione-and-Ginny. Suddenly the three musketeers had a new musketeer. It was as expected, but still it felt like an intrusion. It has always been either Harry-Hermione or Ron-Hermione… Harry-Ginny seemed so incest-ual.

5. Bill & Fleur
Bill is the Weasley that is working in Gringotts, the cool one, and Fleur is the flirtatious bitch from Beauxbaton in GoF. This couple is a couple that I bet Rowling got off the Net. Everyone knows that Rowling reads fanfictions and stuff on the Net, and Bill & Fleur happened to be a very hot couple online, it does nothing to the story and just another filler at the end of the day.

Sigh... so finally finished uh... One more book to go and the series ends. The last book better be good, the 6th book has such a build up and left us hanging like a roasted goose. Reading this book only lead to more questions and more bets to be made:
Who is R.A.B? (I think I know this)
Will Harry go back to school?
Who will be Head Boy? Head Girl? (I dare to bet Hermione)
Who is the new principal?
When is the 7th book coming out? (I heard from CNN that Rowling will only start writing next year. What the hell?!!)


So in the end of the day, what is there to do after finish reading the book?
Go and find other books to read la... HP is like not only the book on the market. I recommend Steven King's The Dark Tower Series which is way better than HP, way darker too and more humorous.

Maybe if I have time, I will blog about the series... wait... I did, I did... HERE.I'll blog it again when I finally finish the series. Only 2 more books to go. Saving money for it.


Well, it was really impressive from this side, believe me!
- Bart, after accidently shooting down Fei, Elly, Citan, Rico, and Hammer with a "Bart Missle", Xenogears

Sunday, July 10, 2005

Road paved on 6:37 PM |

Trip to Tioman

Planning trips are never fun. There are people who just can’t make up their minds, people who cancel their place with fuckingly stupid excuses just five minutes before I buy the tickets… and being the planner, you have to make sure everyone will have fun, especially when the group is divided into 2: S-es and NS. Scuba divers and non-scuba divers.

By God’s grace, all turned out fine and we met at Vista B guardhouse at 9.45… eager to get on with it. We were to travel light and light it was. Most of them only had their backpacks. That was what I call light. We had rambutans and snacks and we were like a bunch of school kids when we boarded the LRT.

CK: Your camera’s very light, Jeremy.
Jer: Of course, it’s a Panasonic.
He opens up the battery compartment and realized that he forgotten to bring the battery!

We arrived with like one minute to spare, the bus driver was screaming at us. But we got on just nicely and that was when I discovered I myself forgot to bring the battery for MY camera! Shit!!
And Jeremy forgot to bring earphones for his discman too. Damn… both of us go well with each other, eh?

The bus ride was fairly okay… I sat beside Michelle and started singing “I’m so lonely, I’m Mr lonely, I have nobody, I’m on my own…” Cos I look to my right, I see Sheena and CK, I look diagonal and I see Grace and Collin… sigh…

But spent nearly the whole trip asleep. Couldn't help but reminisence on my first trip to Mersing with Nadia and the 3 guys: Big Xiao, Desmond and Shi Ching. I remembered how Shi Ching sat beside this undergraduate girl and how Des and Xiao tried to push them together, it was so damn hilarious.

During this trip... everyone was pairing off and conversing among themselves. Not that I can complain, but I missed fellowship... sigh...

Arrived at Mersing so damn early in the morning. Went for breakfast, got the tickets, and finally not long after that, we were on the boat to Tioman. I was apprehensive at first about the boat ride becos my first experience was bad. I could still remember how the first boat ride was so traumatic, with all the bobbing up and down and head banging shit. But remarkably, the boat trip now was so smooth and I could actually fall asleep with the wind and sun in my face. It was that nice!

Arrived in Tioman, checked into this super nice room and then off we went to dive. This was when the segragation happened. S-ses planned to do the advanced course and so we did, while the NS lingered about in Berjaya.

As for me, I'm a diver and I had the luxury of just sitting under casuarinas and hearing the breakers among the shore. Julian was as funny as ever. If anyone wants to take up diving courses, go to Tioman Dive Centre and get him to be your instructor... he really makes diving fun, and at the same time, he is very responsible under water.

And I could still remember all the moments of frustration he had with me... looks like that did not change much, as he still gets frustrated with me. Hehe... I play a fool under water, I refuse to follow him around, hell, I am just my typical rebellious self... it exasperates him. Yup EXASPERATE, the exact word he uses on me all the time.

And his all famous underwater signal:

Anyone can guess? I'll give the first person to guess correctly a virtual cookie. (Julian's students are not allowed to guess).

I, Jeremy and Grace (the 3 students) were busying reviewing our past skills so Juls will not get mad with us. We have like totally forgotten even the most basic stuffs. We went for a test DIVE before we started the course, and we were busy trying to make sure we learn how to put on the BCDs, the tank, our buoyancy, getting off the boat and things like that.

Different new dives we did:

Wreck Dive - I cut myself all over the place trying to get thru the wrecks. And I kept banging my tank against the wrecks. The resounding GONG doesn't feel safe at all. It feels strange swimming among sunken ships. They were sunk on purpose, but it felt like pirate ships of ancient age. It’s a whole new different world, like you are discovering something that has been kept secret the the world above. You see eels and strange fishes swimming around you... and barracudas... big huge with TEETH, GIANT TEETH!!!

Deep Dive - 30 meters descent, the pressure is just too overwhelming. And nitrogen narcosis was hilarious. We did maths sums on the surface, the usual 4x3+2-10=? sums, simple and easy. Took me 2 seconds to do it on the surface, took me 7 seconds to do underwater. Sad!!! But Deep Dive is scary... imagine 30 meters of water above you, you have to rush 30 meters up if you run out of air, and the immense pressure... tin cans were crushed just like that... scary!!

Night Dive - super cool dive... you barely see anything, not your buddy, not your instructor... You are just alone in this world of vast blackness, not knowing where is up and down, just you and this tiny round circle of light thrown by your torch. And when you off even that light... the world suddenly lights up with these tiny lights of bio-luminance. They are just planktons, but there is just something so magical about just watching them floating around you with that green tiny lights... it feels like you are somewhere else. And then you resurface and above you is the black sky filled with stars... you can just float there, watching the stars around you...Beautiful.

Multilevel Dives - Normal dive, but once again, descended all the way down to 30meters. Saw this forest of corals that looked like lalang and had to swim above it to avoid barging into it. Saw more barracudas, and this turtle which I chased after and Julian had to drag me back to join the group.

Navigational Dive - The most confusing dive... can't find my way with that dumb compass, and with a current to boot. Difficult, but fun.

Diving is fun... just you and the water and corals... and this feeling of flying with no gravitational pull around you. Can't wait to go diving again. And now with an Advanced license, hopefully I can go to Sabah and try out Sipadan soon. Yay!!!

Elena: Can I go to Sipadan now?
Julian: Never in your life.

But when you are not diving, when you are just waiting for your turn, we get to sit around at the dive centre. The dive centre is better than most dive centres I visited in Tioman. It is just a wooden shack, well-equiped tho, but the ambience is just right... with wooden benches, a platform on a tree, swings and hammocks.

And relaxation... of having no worries and no rush through the day. We just hang around, sleeping and relaxing in the shade, with the sea breeze in your hair, the sun on your skin and the sound of breakers upon the shore... it was a quiet paradise. And when it suit our fancy, we will just head down to the beach, play in the warm water or just sit on the warm sand, trying to get a tan.

You guys should try it… just lie in a hammock, listen to the birds crying, with the rhythmic crash of the waves on the shore. It is just so lulling, and when you are exhausted after a dive, nothing better than to just bask in the warm sun and listen to your friends chatter and your instructor scolding you. Haha.

But somehow I can’t give it a full 10/10, maybe 6.5. Bcos of the rush!!! We actually planned to leave Tioman on Sunday, giving us ample time to do our stuff, but becos there was no more bus tickets left, we had to leave on Saturday, one full day ahead. It was disastrous! Stayed at Berjaya Tioman for free, but barely used the facilities there. The swimming pool was cool, but had no chance to jump into it… sigh.

But even when I did not have the fun that I wish I had, guess the rest had fun, and that’s all that matter for the day. At least I had a chance to get my Advance Diver license, woo hoo!!! So ain’t complaining much.


And while the S-ses were diving, what did the NS do?

They went fishing! Here on one hand, the divers are trying to enjoy the fishes, the non-divers are gearing up to go a-killing the fishes. Actually, not really. They went deep sea fishing and caught 2.5kg worth of fish in 1 hour.

Julian: 2.5kg only? I could have caught more

And we had those fishes for dinner. Slurp. Delicious. And I bet the NS must have enjoyed it tremendously, eating something that you have sweated to get.

S-ses and NS is coined by the non-divers. They like calling us S-ses.
We retaliated by calling them: URNS

The funniest conversation I heard would be the one between Sheena and Julian. I was telling Julian how Sheena hated sea cucumbers.

Julian: Why?
Sheena: They are slimy, subtly evil in all tenderness.

Then they started arguing about the exploitation of oil by Shell. It was interesting the way they argue. In my heart, I was eager to listen to how Julian could out-argue Sheena, well on the other hand, it would be fun to listen to how Julian gets beaten at his own game.

Sheena: “Without Oil, you will not be able to use the boats to go out to dive?
Julian: Well… Shell exploit me, I will exploit my customers.

Which Sheena just promptly declare: You are a sea cucumber.

To say Julian was taken aback was an understatement: You mean I’m slimy.

Sheena: And subtly evil in all tenderness.

Those two are just so cute together.


That night, the divers were the first to sleep off like logs, especially Jeremy. Without bathing, and still in his sweating shirt, he fell asleep on the bed and slept through the night, despite the other two guys trying to wake him up to at least go bath. But in the end, the two remaining guys had to push their bed away from the smelly Jemy and go to sleep. It was hilarious, cos the girls are all comfy and clean when they went to bed.

I would have stayed up that night… I PLANNED to stay up… but everyone seemed to just disappeared. I went to the beach, saw nothing but the open sky (which was so beautiful. Regretfully, no camera to take the picture of it. Sigh…) and I went searching for people to kacau. It ended with me walking through the whole Berjaya Resort ALONE. Lonely, I’m Mr. Lonely, I have nobody, all on my own…

Diving continued through the next day while the NS went snorkeling. Sheena jumped off the boat without any life jacket, swam a distance away, tired out and shouted for CK to come save her.

CK: Dumb, go back to the boat and get your life jacket.


At the end of the day… sitting in that uncomfortable bus, trying to fall asleep, I could say… no regrets to the trip. Not much fellowship between the S and NS, but still… it had been fun while it lasted.

And no more trip-planning for me. Too much responsibility, too much stress!!! Just not for me. I’ll let someone else do it for me.

I have written a descriptive composition on a holiday to an Island back in Form 3... and it is filled with what I would call a perfect holiday. It may be a bit childish... back then I'm in Form 5, can't blame me for my childishness, haha. Actually, that hadnot change at all, but it is a story for another day. I've decided to post it up (taking liberty to change the names to those of M2/03) and for those not interested, this is the end of the post.

Holiday on Island Resort

I yawned and glanced at my fishing rod. It hadn’t moved since I last looked at it. "It’s such a slow day." It was really peaceful and quiet, the silence only broken by the lapping of the waves against the pier, the screams of the seagulls and the crashing of the breakers at a distant cove.


Isle of Laguna, the Fisherman’s Horizon…My first opinion about this place was a small fishing village, secluded and peaceful. My small group of friends had decided to spend a week at the small island, away from civilization and the busy life of the city. We took a plane to Timber to charter a small boat to take the ten of us there. As we flew over the island, I had my first aerial view of the island. Surrounded by a ring of dark water that indicated flourishing corals, the island looked like a huge pudding a top an enormous plate. The southeastern part of the island gave me the impression that someone had taken a big knife and cut away a quarter of the island. The southeastern part of the island was a sheer drop from the top of a very high cliff.

The boat that took us over to the island was a fishing boat. The old fisherman told us about the legends and myths that surrounded the island. He himself was a fisherman staying on the island. Not many people knew about the island because of its isolation and seclusion. The small island retreat has only a small town and a few villas for rent. Only fishermen used the island as a stopover before heading out to bigger seas, hence its seclusion. Since it was not a popular tourist spot, the wild life was abundant and the corals thriving. We silently cheered with anticipation.

As the small fishing boat knifed through the crystal clear water, I sat at the bow with Richard to look at the horizon. The island was just a dot at the horizon, but it grew bigger as we drew closer. The crystal blue water shimmered in the warm sunlight as we neared the island from its northwestern coast. An excited shout from Grace pointed out a shoal of dolphins welcoming us as they sped by the sides of the boat.

The first thing that greeted us was the soft soothing singing of a lark. An old lady hastened us into her shop. The shop was cool and shady, a relief from the hot afternoon sun. CK brought each of us a cone of ice cream. Mine, a chocolate chip ice cream was thick and creamy, unlike those we get in the city which tasted raw when compared to the one we got on the island. Not even Haagen Daaz could versus this.

Renting ten bicycles, we followed the path to the other corner of the island where a small chalet greeted us. A middle-aged man handed us the keys of a villa and a boat. A young native girl led us down the path towards the beach. Our shelter for the next seven days was a cozy villa situated just at the point before high tide, a wooden house on stilts under the shade of two casuarinas and three coconut trees. The main entrance led to a living room that over-looked the beach, facing west towards the setting sun. The 4-room villa had two toilets and a well-equipped kitchen. It had all the necessities we would need for the next two weeks, including two generators for electricity. There was a small shed that kept two kayaks and a compressor with several tanks. A boathouse housed a small boat enough for ten passengers.

Comfort, peace, good food, good life… maybe it’s not so bad staying on the island forever. But all of us were too tired to say anything at that moment. After dumping our luggage aside, we dragged eight deck chairs to the balcony and fell asleep with the sun in our face, the wind in our hair and the cries of seagulls in our ears.

We woke up as the sun was about to sink at the horizon. We unpacked our dinner which consisted of ham sandwiches and an apple pudding, and finished off with a bottle of red wine. We sat at the balcony, basking in the last rays of the sun, watching the sky turning from red to violet. It was quiet, a soft breeze playfully ruffling up our hair as we sat there, enjoying Mother Nature’s colorful art.

The next morning before the sun was even awakened yet, we set out to watch one of the most amazing phenomenon we had ever seen. Richard, Collin, Grace and I kayaked towards the southeastern part of the island while the rest used the speedboat, and reached the area just as the sun was just about to smile, painting the sky with hues of pink and yellow. As we ate our breakfast, we watched the cliffs reflecting the rays of the sun. The cliffs were shimmered with different colors and we could hardly breathe as we witnessed the hands of Mother Nature at work.

For the rest of the day, we dived and swam in the small shady lagoon. The sea was very calm, a mirror reflecting the beauty of the sky. We went snorkeling and scuba diving. The underwater world, the unexplored frontier was so different from the world we live in. It was calm, all living beings drifting in their own worlds. Though it was never silent, it was still quiet, in a sort of funny way.

We saw corals, astonishingly beautiful; fishes of multitudes colors. We played among the turtles, teased the tiny fishes and swam carefully around the sharks. An untouched, unpolluted world lay before us to explore. And explore we did.
We surfaced for lunch, quickly devouring the lunch basket our landlady had kindly packed for us, and continued diving again.

After the whole day of swimming and exploring the caverns that were around the cliffs, we returned to the villa, a pack of hungry and exhausted teenagers. We had a heavy dinner, trudged off to bed and promptly fell asleep.


The days that followed were filled with fun and pure relaxation. We went on camping trips to the inner sanctuary of the island, scaling the peak of the island to watch the sun rise at the distant horizon. We went fishing at the deep sea, feeling the triumph of catching our own meals. We sunbathed and enjoyed ourselves soaking up the warmth and goodness of the day as the sun brilliantly shone down on us. We were free to do whatever we want, free without a care in the world.

At night, beneath the countless stars that lit the dark cloak of night, we would sing and dance while listening to the breakers upon the shore. We celebrated life together, drinking to everlasting joy and fun. We would exchange opinions and secrets, visions and dreams, hope and love. The past few days had opened our hearts to each other’s feelings and many new things. We threw all sense of proprieties to the wind as we explored an unknown frontier in each other’s heart, body and mind, forgetting everything but the moment where we were nothing, but a speck in a universe of one.

As the week proceeded, most of us found solitude in pairing off to spend time together or just being alone to fritter the day away. Richard and I would take walks along the beach or into the woods, enjoying each other’s company. Sometimes we would swim and surf, or just bask in the sun. Sometimes when it took us fancy, we would scuba dive and find ourselves a secluded cove where we made hot passionate love. Sometimes we would just lie in the shade, sprawled uncaringly over each other in deep sleep and dreaming. As night approached, we would snuggle against each other watching the moon cast her beam on the sea to form a shimmering path towards the horizon. Occasionally at dusk, we would be enchanted by the rare sight of whales and dolphins breaching, their cries filling the solitude of the night.

~~~

"Hey Elena!"

I turned around and saw Richard approaching me. I sighed and stretched myself. Tomorrow will be day we leave Laguna Isle. I did not want to leave. I had grown to love this island as my home, its peaceful atmosphere, its lovely nature surroundings, everything from the leaves in the woods to the grains of sand on the beach. I gazed towards the villa and saw Grace and Collin on the balcony engaged in a game of chess. Shi Ching and Sien Hui were riding the waves on their surfboards while CK and Sheena were building a sandcastle together. Ken Rhee and Evelyn were walking along the beach, deep in conversation.

I took hold of Richard’s rough hands and pulled myself up. The sun was setting, bathing the whole scene in a mixture of red and orange. A school of whales were breaching at the horizon, calling out to each other. A tear found its way out of me as I watched the sun sink at the horizon for the last time. As I looked back to the past one week, those seven days had taught me much about life and the tranquil and peaceful side of it. When we return to the hectic part of life, we will all remember that life is not always as bad as it seems. There would its ups and downs, making life interesting for all. It may be tiring but there will be times when we’ll find it bearable, maybe fun and enjoyable.

But now as I glanced back at those times spent on the island, my heart was filled with regret that all those times would be gone, only memories etched in the depth of our minds. All secrets shared and all relationships built would be forgotten through time. As we all gathered together to bid farewell to the last ray of the day, our silhouette will remain an everlasting picture frozen in our memories for all.

By:
© Elena How Pei Ling
5 Sc 2001



Kyow! I did it! I did the big big churansformation!
- Chu-Chu, Xenogears

Monday, July 04, 2005

Road paved on 2:37 PM |

Ressurected!!!

I am so BORED!!!! That I had nothing to blog about these past few days.

Maybe its just becos I'm lazy. And too lazy to blog is a sign of procrastination, and I'm just procrastinating. So I'm going to sit down here for 1 and a half hour before going to get my results and blog something... anything!!!

Actually, I'm gonna ask around about what is there to blog about...

Ok... maybe a quick update of this fakduplife.

I'm now doing my selective and unfortunately, I am landed with Travel Medicine... which is like so boring. I think the most interesting lecture was the diving lecture, and the rest... well let's just said I rather be doing something else. But in a way, I am also lucky cos the time table is really relax... leaving a lot of time for trips to cinemas, to Lumut/Pangkor, to Tioman, to Redang and what nots. And another good thing is good friends are in with me. There is Richard, Sheena, Grace, Jody, Shieh Ning, Ken Lin... the list is long... real long. Then again I am also unlucky cos travel medicine happened to be a killer exam. Ekk!!

Ok, enuff of updates on selective, let's get on to more interesting things...

Argh... there is nothing to blog about. Since coming back from KKB (ie last post), I have done almost nothing interesting.


Monash Enviromental Debate.
Shit, I'm an AIDA 1 adjudicator and they anggap me as trainee. What the hell??
Australasian style, the most boring and dumbest of all debate style. No POIs, fucking EIGHT minute speeches and a dumb chair to boot.
There's this guy who was chair and he was like going on and on about something when he is not supposed to be doing I am so tempted to ask him "Have you adjudicated outside Monash???" I'm not going to bother with asking has he adjudicated outside M'sia. Just as he ever adjudicated outside Monash. He was that bad.

Adjudicated my first definition challenge debate, and it was ugly, really ugly. The motion "THBT the tiger should fall so that man can stand longer". Gov defined the tiger as the Amazon forest and the debate would be about how a small part of the amazon forest should be sacrificed for the better good of men.
But then the Opp came up and challenged the definition. They defined the tiger as the literal panthera tigris, big cat with stripes, and man can stand longer defined as the man's erection can stand longer. They will debate on tiger's penis as aphrosidiacs.


Tai Chi and the Form.
Found out I am way way late and so so behind the rest in the Form. Check out my instructor's blog on Tai Chi. I know, I know, some people find it surprising that I even took up Tai Chi, but since my dad is doing Qi Gong, thought that I would be cool if I take up Tai Chi.

Dr. Tim said Tai Chi can increase stamina. And I had to agree. Big wonder eh, a slow moving martial art can actually increase stamina which normal people will jog to increase. But I realise that I now can play longer games of futsal without tiring out so much and I have only been doing Tai Chi, nothing else.


Jody's Bday.
1st of July, Jody's Bday and we had a party in his house. Nothing interesting happened, just the awkwardness of ex-es meeting and awkwardness of the new gf meeting the old gf. That was hilarious to watch tho.

I think the best part was the friend bashing time. We were taking turns bashing this friend big time. Well, we are all friends. So we are just being frank. Here are a few things this friend was called:
flamboyant
think highly of itself
narcissist
overbearing

In short, arrogant.
Guess who?


Book Quiz
Took a book quiz here. This is my results.


You're Animal Farm!
by George Orwell

You are living proof that power corrupts and whoever leads you will
become just as bad as the past leaders. You're quite conflicted about this emotionally
and waver from hopelessly idealistic to tragically jaded. Ultimately, you know you can't
trust pigs. Your best moments are when you're down on all fours.

Take the Book Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.

Living proof that power corrupts... that's quite true, haha... and the only person that can lead me is MYSELF. I am not hopeless idealistic and tragically jaded. I'm just ME. Your best moments are when you're down on all fours just sound damnit wrong. Haha.



I think that is roughly interesting events that took place in my life. And the happening thing on my blog right now is in the comments box, all the chaos started by my good friend, Raymond Ng. Check out the comment box of the last post... you'll find this interesting conversation between 2 people who is talking about 1 girl and these 2 people know what they were talking about while the girl when joined in the conversation, has totally no idea what these two is babbling about.

And thus ensued this really funny conversation.


And the other thing is the 'Medical Survey' I am doing, and no one seemed to be answering it. It has been on for about 2 months, and I have not even achieved the goal of 50 girls... and that is just so sad, knowing that there are definitely more girls than that among my friends...

Or maybe the poll is too confusing for some people. Being in Community Medicine, doing up a questionaire was part of the syllabus... and I was taught that the questions of a questionaire must follow certain guidelines. Like:

Is the question understood and well-defined? Is the language simple and direct?
Well... the question in this case is "Do you masturbate?" How direct can it get, it has only 3 words!!! Ok,ok, let's just please some people and define masturbate.
Masturbate : The act of pleasuring oneself sexually.
Done.

Are the answers clear and answers the question to the point?
Ok, the answers are "yes" and "no". How tough is that? You either masturbate, or you don't. Sheesh!!!

Is intrusion of privacy necessary for the survey?
Look here, the survey is about female masturbation. The survey alone intrudes privacy. But it's pretty private... no ones knows who answers what... tho I do know the first few people who replied... hehe...

Things covered, i see no reason of no one answering this survey. Please girls... bring friends to answer, direct them to the site to answer. The deadline is soon... need to prepare report leh...



Now I've cleared up what ever interesting thing that is happening in my blog, I'll list down things to look forward too...

Trip to Lumut Naval Base as part of Military Medicine Project. Sounds interesting eh? Wonder what will we see there. 2 cars are going, leaving IMU at bloody 6 in the morning. It's a 4-hour journey, and it's gonna be a long long drive...


Trip to Tioman. I never knew planning a dive could be so exhausting and tough. But it's gonna be worth it. It'll cost us RM116 for transportation, and another RM100 for food and equipment rental for those snorkellers and still have plenty to spare. Accomodation? Berjaya Tioman Resort and for free. Nothing can beat that man.
And dives... can not forget the dives!!!


Trip to Seremban for a debate session between seniors (Year 4 students) and juniors (us). It is funny how they challenged us to ONE, UNO, YI, 1 debate and the motion has already been decided.

"TH will remove Terri Schiavo's feeding tube."

For those people who do not follow the news, check out here, or just google her name. Simply put, Schiavo is this lady who was in coma for 15 years and it became a case for the Supreme Court when the husband wanted her feeding tube to be remove, but the parents wanted her to remain alive.

Not only the motion has been decided, they even decided which side to choose. Kononnya, they are doing us a favour by doing that.

"Tell them WE are used to prepping half an hour before the debate." - Elena.

And they tell us that it should not only base of facts, but manner comes into play too. Guess they forgot that they were talking to INTERNATIONAL debaters each with AIDA 1 certification, INTERNATIONAL recognition. Bah!

It's going to be in Asian style - because British Parliamentary style takes too long. Asian has 3 speakers each team, while BP has 4 speakers each team... but they either FORGOT or DO NOT KNOW that in Asian you have the Reply Speech, so basically, you still have to listen 4 speeches per team.

And to add to that, they do not know what a Point Of Information (POI) is. The basic of all debates, a POI is when speakers from the opposing team stands to give a Point of Information. And they do not even know that!!!

"Should we go early to give them a briefing on HOW TO DEBATE before we actually debate?" - Elena

And guess what? Their adjudication panel consists of 3 lecturers from the Seremban side, which means, those lecturers will be bias towards them.

"We don't really care about unfairness." - Sheena.
Yeah right!!

"Do they even know how to adjudicate? I'm AIDA 1, I can do it for them." - Elena.

Basically by challenging us, they just do not their limits. Can't wait to watch OUR team trash them. MWAHAHAHAH!!! And we and the supporters are going to wear our AUDC T-shirts to show them that we are INTERNATIONAL debaters. Have they even debated before???


I think that is enough updates for now. It's 2.00... time to get my results. Wish me luck!!!

Justice is not the only right in this world...
- KluYa, Final Fantasy 4