Tuesday, October 04, 2005
IMU Fucking Cup
That'll be cool right? Our own trophy in fucking IMU. Cool.
But that's beside the case. The word fucking here is used in context with things like, "You are fucking stupid", or "So-and-so fucking asshole", or "Fucking son of a bitch"... You know, like a filler when you are super super pissed off.
So there: IMU Fucking Cup.
As you guys would / would not have known, SEM 5 (that's my batch, yes, I'm in Sem 5) are organizing the IMU Cup. And only 2 things can possibly come out from it:
If we lose, we are just lousy.
If we win, we are playing dirty.
And if that's so, I would have just said, fuck off and get off our case. But NO!!! The problem here is we are playing it so clean this year, and yet there are some fucking idiots are making noise on how we are dealing with IMU Cup. They actually have the fucking nerve to accuse us for playing dirty. And this I say them, "Go eat shit and go to hell!!"
Fucking bastards!
There is this clear mentality between the junior batches and the pharmacists (can’t forget the pharmacists, they will accuse us for dissing them off) that SEM 5 always play dirty. And you know what? We are all damn regretting for not playing dirty against a bunch of ungrateful little imbeciles of junior. Fuckers.
Actually, we have been keeping both eyes close against all the accusations we have received. We decided that these accusations were fallacies and we will ignore it because our slate is clean.
Until some bastards took action against a girl in my batch and another someone blogged about and insulted my batch at the same time. That’s when we say we have enough! And having idiots supporting those comments, ridiculous.
So what exactly happened that led to this cascade of urinating of these damn idiotic anal canal? Well, this is an excerpt by the sports rep:
Semester 5 is supposed to play Pharmacy in the semifinals for the ping pong competition today. It was scheduled at 1100 but Min Tien said that they would prefer to postpone it because they have an examination (or some class test) at 1330. During the training session last Friday, I went off to bully Chow Tze Chow, who for some reason, offended his CMAC seniors again! So Shawn, Min Tien and Phaik Ling discussed it and decided that I should inform my batchmates, Shawn inform the Semester 5 students and Min Tien inform his pharmacy batchmates.So it’s not pharmacy fault or our fault. Maybe demanding a walkover for a delay of 3 hours is too much, but then those bastard pharmacy demanded a walkover for a delay of 15 minutes and got it, so fuck we are now at fault??? Pieces of shits. And we are supposed to treat them as equals when they treat us as trash??? Fuckers!!
And as Murphy's Law clearly demonstrates, something goes wrong. Shawn couldn't contact the seniors and thought that one of us would be able to reach them. Everyone thought that the tasks were delegated already... So the semester 5 students came today and practiced in the morning, thinking that they have a match at 1100 instead of the postponed 1430.
But fine… so we decided not to play early and suddenly they demanded that we play right away. Our girls had already cool down by then and they had to warm up again. And when they told the pharmacy bastard that, he scolded her.
Oi!!! You tell me which gentleman will raise his voice against a vulnerable girl who is not at fault at all!!! It was supposed to be the singles match first and those bastard pharmacists even changed the sequence (against the rules) and now that fucking sterile donkey threatens a girl.
This is an excerpt from imucampus.com/forum by me:
Yup, of course it's bullshit, seeing a full grown pharmacist MAN, intimidating a girl. No gentleman ever raises his voice against a girl. But guess pharmacists are not meant to be gentlemen. Because you see, it's ok for pharmacists to walk over a doctor and a doctor can't do the same to the pharmacists.I’m not going to make personal attacks, but read HERE and give your comments, please.
To quote Rex van de Kamp: That's why the doctors get the girls.
Duh, that's because pharmacists are not gentlemen enough to know how to treat a girl.
Skip all the way down to the part of "Pharmacy was the favourites to win the ping pong cup. They were clearly the strongest, best and most balanced team. Perhaps I can't understand but there was little doubt in most players' minds that (quoting a passerby during the "drama") Pharmacy sure trash Sem 5 one la. Why they making so much noise?"
That’s the final line I draw. Sem 5 sure trash Sem 4 one la in Female Futsal, why they(Sem4) making so much noise? (Sem 4 was late for their match and they demanded that we wait for them). And we did. This is what we call sportsmanship. Play on even if we are going to lose, demand victory where it is rightful ours.
And to be insulted by saying we do not stand a chance… well fuck off. Sem 5s do not stand a chance in basketball female against Pharm right? We still beat them. Sem 5s do not stand a chance in basketball male against Sem 4 right? We still beat them. Sem 4s do not stand a chance against Sem 5 in football, but we still let them play. Sem 4 do not stand a chance in cheerleading, but still we cheer them on right?
Fuck.
On the comment:
It's funny that normally people don't make that much noise about a simple
match reschedule. What was the reason for this outburst by Sem 5? The fact that
they were playing Pharmacy? Or the fact that they knew they were going to lose
to Pharmacy? Or the fact that just because they're Sem5 they can thump their
chest and demand whatever they want? Bullshit man....
And I’ve to answer that by saying: The reason for this outburst is that we have had enough!!! We have let ourselves be trampled. We have been accused for things we have not done, we have been pushed around and we say its time for this to stop!!! Schedules and rules are made to be followed (quoted by a pharmacy bastard) and we say aye to that. Sem 4 makes noise too when they knew they were going to lose to Sem 5, Pharmacy makes noise too when they knew they were going to lose to Sem 5, so why the double standard. Bullshit my fucking bullshit!!! I wish we have thumped our chest and demand whatever we want, and then I'll just yell, IN YOUR FACE, ASSHOLE!!!
Read about how else were we pushed around this IMU Cup reported by YeeP. Here are things that really pisses me off and to think most of it came from Sem3, the batch we were closest to as we orientated them.
1. We rigged Debate as the judges are "kawan Sheena".We have tried to make things more transperant by electing people from different batches to organize the different events, so any fault in those events are not solely Sem5's fault, yet those fucking idiots still push all blames to us. We have tried to make things as fair as possible and yet we are accused of rigging up the whole thing.
Never mind that only 5pts are located to the winner and that Sem3 got 2nd too
and Sheena got 3rd.
2. We rigged Female Futsal,
purposely asking the referee to close eyes to our mistakes. Never mind
that half of the Uni is cheering for our opponent, never mind that almost
everyone is watching the match.
3. We rigged
Cheerleading as the judges are "kawan Yi Wei". Never mind that these
judges are professionals, never mind that lecturers are biased to Sem5 that's
why we did not want lecturers.
4. We will somehow win
the Cup by rigging Cheerleading. Never mind that we are 10 pts behind,
never mind that the only way we can win IMU Cup is when half of Sem3
cheerleading squad comes down with dysentry.
Never mind all that. Never mind that they have forgotten the seniors during M2/05 orientation, never mind that they have ignored the seniors, but what pisses me off is the gloating I have to handle from them when Sem 5 loses an event. Fucking shit that hit the fan, I wished that we have rigged the whole thing and fuck them off.
So says the fucking ignorants. And you know what? Fuck them la.
I can only say this much to the M2/04s. I've said it in imucampus.com/forum, and I'll say it here again:
Nothing good comes out from organizing IMU Cup.
If you lose, you're lousy,
If you win, you play dirty.
You M2/04 better take YP's advice, start digging your own grave now. *takes shovel away, gives them tractors* I'll come by with my TNT next year if you guys need help to dig a deeper hole.
Seriously. When your juniors start piling up accusations on you, you'll be glad for that hole you dug. When you are in Sem 5, the competition is between Sem 5 and non-Sem 5. And take my advice, forget about playing clean if you are desperate to win. If they are going to accuse you, at least take pride in doing whatever they are accusing you off.
And try to keep judges as internal judges. I know you can't get friends to come and judge you, lecturers are good. They always support the Sem 5s (that's the reason we do not want lecturer, instead we chose professionals, but never mind that), so having lecturers on judging panels for cheerleading will guarantee you a GOLD in the cheerleading event. Trust me.
And to the Pharmacists:
Pharmacists are cool people, sure. They can do whatever they want and when we doctors want to do whatever we want, they blame us for taking advantage over them. Super cool people.
Oh, before I log off, let's take a strange turn in events and tell you how I was supposed to be the Chief Adjudicator of IMU Cup Debate.
I know, many people said that we have Debate because we happened to have good debaters in our batch. So said the fucking dumbasses again. If we had wanted to win so badly, we would have set debate at 10pts instead of 5 and not put a team cap at all, that way, all of the teams that makes it to the finals are Sem5s.
Anyway, if i was the Chief Adjudicator, these would be some of the motions we would have debated:
*THBT = This House Believes That
KenRhee's motions:
THBT sports are not healthy.
THBT we can live without football.
THBT jeans are proper attire for med school.
THBT Malaysia should increase its sports standards.
THBT Malaysians are passive sportsmen.
THBT Grace should not join so many things. (She joined swimming, volleyball, tennis, debate, relay, track&field, etc.)
Grace's motions:
TH would go traditional.
TH would talk to patients over the phone.
TH would scrap PBLs.
THBT Elena cannot adjudicate the final round. (Duh!! Bcos Sem5 is in the final round)
THBT cheerleading makes people ditzy.
MY motions:
THBT Debate is not a Sport.
THBT Sem 5 must win IMU Cup. (This is truistic, undebatable)
THBT Exams should not be the main core of student assessment.
TH will remove End-Of-Semester 5.
TH will euthanise Htin Aung.
THBT football players are overpaid.
THBT patients lie.
THBT IMU fees are not justified.
THBT firewalls are unnecessary.
THBT winning is not everything. (It is the only thing)
THBT SRC is redundant.
THBT Pharmacy competing as a batch is unfair.
THBT Dr. Loh is gay.
THBT (insert name) is a lousy lecturer.
And my favourite: THBT JPA scholars do not deserve it.
Don't you wish I was the CA. Every round would have been a humour round.
It's now 4 more hours before cheerleading (the final event of IMU Cup) and IMU Cup to us never seemed so far away. At least we go down knowing that we played clean, unlike the batch before us who organized the Cup. At least we know that we went down with honour and dignity, even if some atrophied ovaries and testicles do not think so. But who the fucking care about what they said.
And if anyone who boos, I'll be there ready with my fist and metal rod. I'm in a very bad mood today. I am seeking for a fight and those who wants to taste my wrath and the wrath of my batchmates, you are welcome to.
I still love my batch, in my heart, M2/03s are the real champion, even if some fuck shits think otherwise... duh, because they are fuck shits, what would they know.
And to all those who thinks Sem 5 is unfair: FUCK OFF!!!
If you think you will lose, you really will lose.
So I'm trying not to think of losing.
But things sure aren't looking good....
- Lizard in Brass Castle (Harmonia Invasion, Chris IV), Suikoden III
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