Monday, May 31, 2004
Updates and more updates.
Damn... finally lost count on day no. wat of my blogging life. Watever... anyone pls help me keep count if possible, but who cares...
It has been like 4 days since I last update, and I have a very relevant excuses:
Friday is right after Sum2, was too depressed to blog.Did not understand questions cos using jargons. CNS manefestation... i tot the drugs transformed or sth in the CNS, so i created drugs names. Congenital... no idea wat it was...sigh.
Sat&Sun is weekend. Modem mampus dee. So too bad lar.
So today finally can update, and man... damn a lot to blog about. But let's keep it short shall we.
What am I going to do in this blog...
First, I'm going to give you all something I found somewhere.
Second, CPR.
Third, sth about pharmacists.
Fourth, movies
First item
Everyone has their weakness,
So what might drive you wild?
Could it be the touch of skin on your fingertips?
A long, honed body?
Firm sensuous curves?
A deep, responsive purr?
Or, do you simply like the feeling of raw power?
Before you go any further, just sit back and wonder what is this all about? I did not write this, I found it somewhere and tot maybe I can share it with you guys. Most of you should have read it, but some havent. It's an advertisement, and many of my pals went wondering if it is an advertisement for a brothel or something... Guess again guys.
This is written on letters written to potential customers and these customers are hoping to sue the company. And this company is *drumroll* the car-maker Jaguar. But i find it really cool as how you can describe a car with such sensual words. Hmmm... will try to think one for my fav car: Lamborghini Murcielargo.
Second item
CPR sucks, and I really meant suck. You are supposed to blow into the mouth but somehow I ended up sucking air and God, the spirit and alcohol... Argh!!! And not mention tons of bacteria and viruses and protozoas millions of ppl had blow into that old aunty's lungs. ARGH!!!!!!
Actually it did not start out so bad. Reached IMU at 8.30am, tot I was late, but guess who's later? No prizes for that guess. So we, being young youth, sat down and talk. I bet you guys did not know that Vasan has such an un-innocent mind as we were led to believe. We were talking about Porn and parents doing ahem, about watching a kissing scene on TV with parents around... the usual things medical students like us usually talk about...
Then it was nap time through the whole video thingy and then hands on practise. Wasn't that bad. Then the exam... that's where everything went down and down and down...
I started at the adult CPR.
E is examiner, I is I.
E : Ok, Elena. This aunty of yours has been sleeping the whole day. Call her wake up.
I : (shaking the fake body) Wei, aunty. Qi lai! Wake up. Don't play play.
E : She did not wake up.
I : Oh crap. (Do the ABC thingy. Then must be give breath. Poised to do it... and then looked up.) Is this cleaned?
E : (roll eyes) Yes.
I : Oh. (Then proceed to totally screw up.)
E : Elena, go to the back of the hall, sit down and think of what to do.
I : (look at the body) Damn bitch.
Then i was called to the choking one. The examiner is nice. So no problem with that.
Then it was back to the CPR adult again.
E : Ok, bitch is sleeping. Wake her up.
I : (pretending to be very concern). Oi, aunty, wake up. must eat lunch. (hit bitch on head, hurt my fingers) Oi, bitch wake up!
E : (rolling eyes)Continue to CPR.
I : (Did everything. But air cannot get into lungs) Damn, airway.
E : Tilt the head back more.
As you guys know, the body is dammit heavy, and dammit hard to tilt.
I : (try to tilt more) Move damn bitch!!! (Finally can, and proceed. Only to suck in air at second blow) Cough, cough, hack, hack. What the fuck!!!
So that is to say, my CPR adult exam is a sure fail.
At the baby, it wasn't so bad. Nearly killed the baby but snapping the head back to roughly. The 5 back blows would be sufficient to give the baby blue back for weeks (examiner's words. Not mine). So all in all... my CPR may not be as eventful as Sheena's but it is safe to say that Failure is AN option.
Third item
Pharmacists are in a way legal drug pushers, no? A pastor pointed it out to me the other day.
Fourth item
Movies to watch: SHREK 2 is simply hilarious. Look out for Puss. Antonio Banderas has the sexiest voice of all the actors in the world. Don't you think he look good too? In a dark, sexy type of way... hmmm.
Day after Tomorrow. Talk about having a hilarious plot. And its not a comedy. Its just that the plot is so...-I don't know-. But its a must see. The effects are good, the cinematography excellent.
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkabhan!!! Can't wait to see this!!!!
But with the school holidays happening now, it will be freaking hard to get tickets. The eticketing and tel booking do not have harry potter up yet, so booking is a forget-it. Argh!!! I want to have premier tickets. Why cant HitzFM host the movie? Then i can get it for free!!!. Damnit! Damnit! Damnit! *start throwing a tantrum. Screaming and yelling head off* ARGH!!!!!
*recollect self* Yes, where was I? Oh, I saw the sneak preview of HP yesterday. Can't believe how beautiful Emma Watson has grown up to be. Ron still sucks. My mom said Daniel Radcliffe is handsome. Hmm... wrong age group. She asked my brother to cut his hair to be like Harry's hairstyle. Excuse me, Prem... since you are the hugest Fan of HP that I know of, do you know who his stylist is?
The new dumbledore looks ok. Added some spice into the movie.
And Trelawney is acted by Emma Thompson. Izzit just me, or izzit just her that i noticed acting for characters that are all cuckoo!.Take for example the doctor in Junior. Hmm...
David Thewlis - Prof Lupin looks like Hitler. Donno why.Must be that tiny moustouch(how the freaking hell to you spell moustache?)
Tom Felton - Draco sucks in this movie. Don't like his hair style. Tho at the beginning it wasnt that bad.
Ok, enuff of Harry Potter. One may think that I'm a fan or something.
Just a small sidenote. HP and TGOF started filming at 22 March 2004 in Glencoe. The 3 of them still acting. Brendan Gleeson is acting as Mad-Eye Moody. He acted as Menelaus in Troy, so those who watched Troy, is he a good actor? Or he just suck?
Coming soon must watch:
HARRY POTTER
Spiderman2
Garfield the Movie
Chinese movie that has Nicholas Tse acting in.
Any more? Hmm...
Now with the school holidays on and such, going to the movies is really a bad idea as the queue is so dammit long everywhere. Booking the tic is the only way to go, but those reserve tickets are also selling out fast. So a small advice to those going to watch movies, try for the 11 o'clock movie or midnight movie. You may get lucky.
Anthing else to add? Seemed to be able to spend more time to blog... wonder why...
*look around* Oh, now I realise. No Richard is glaring at me to study!!! *do cartwheels around and leaping into air* Yay!!! No need to study!!!
It's a hap, hap, happy day!!!
There is no lectures today!!!
Let's all go out for fun and play!
It's time for holiday!!!
*Tumble to the ground* Crap, don't we have druhba or sth today and 3 f**king lectures?! Oh shyucks!!! Dammit man.
I think its best I sign off now, i think. You readers have much places to go. See you then, and dropping you guys off with something else to think about,
"Why build knowing destruction is inevitable,
why yearn live knowing all things must die?"
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